Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Look alikes or am i bugging?

lamel nd  cordell

The VMA'S

Hov


Yea so I had no interest in seeing the VMA's 09. I already knew what it was gonna be out like every year. Corny host, long ass comericals, artist that deserved a award loosing it to somebody that was wiggity wack.I was actually out that night wondering why some trains where not going to 42nd. Any who I keep hearing about Kanye West outburst. I love Mr.West. So if he had to get out of character it was for a good reason. So luckily my cousin tivo it. so here's what I thought throughout the show.

kanye


-lady "Ca-Ca" and her feathers.
-The annoying host? Who are you?
-Janet Jackson performance Amazing.
-I didn't even recognize Shakira
-Kanye West blowout was real .That nigga is not crazy! He just keep it 100.! Taylor face was hilarious.
-Word to me I never heard a Taylor Swift song before But her subway performance was Gravy I love it
-Smh MTV and there long ass commercials WTH this ain't the "Superbow" I thank God for tivo =]
-lady "Ca-Ca" and her performance? She look like a playmate gone wrong. Straight Basura!
-Green Day there Rock Stars.Two thumbs up.
- I love Pitbull "Latinoooooooooo"
- J.Ho looking hot mess. For some reason to me.
-Best hiphop Eminem not Jay-z. Where they do that at?
-Drake not best new artist? Wtf
-Wale? sit down.
-Pink performance? The Shit.
-Beyonce look like she's annoying. Single ladiess craze getting old.That song needs to be song of the year. But wouldn't it be cool if Beyonce and Taylor swift had diss Tracks.?
-Alica Keys. One earring but still fly.
-lil mama and Jay-z. The Wackest with the greatest.
-Sent from my T-Mobile Sidekick®

lil mama?

Monday, September 14, 2009

Skinny Jeans Movement.

beyonce skinny jeans

Ooh god. I don't even remember the year when skinny jeans was a "must have" in a girls closet but its 09 now and the trend ain't stopping. But lately I been peeping the "watch out for the big girls" wearing them too. Like dead ass when the skinny jeans started I never remember seeing a "big one" rocking them. They stick to there boot cut jeans or shit sweat pants. But lately.! Ooh god. Hot mess alert. Im just saying first of all there's a difference from "skinny" and not fitting. Like when you notice that it take extra long to put on your "skinny's" , like your pant legs are suffocating your legs and don't let me talk about the zipper. That's a sign meaning "Bitch they don't fit" Then when the "big ones" wear the "skinny" and the fat be flopping over your jeans a classic B.O.B [Belly Over Belt]. Muffin Tops. Like ewww. That shit ain't even cute. It's just making you look even more fatter. So "big ones" shouldn't even call them skinny's they should call them "Fatters".

l0ving them skinny jeans

Like me personal the skinny jeans are reaching there breaking point. Like im chilling on the J train headed out to queens. Chick comes in the train with some bright ass yellow skinny jeans And now we got the dudes rocking them with there dicks outline on there thigh. Ayyy now. Kind of raw but real talk. Guys with small dicks shouldn't rock "Skinny's" your gonna get your feelings hurt warning.! And if your man got tighter jeans then you.? That's a problem.like I can go in with guys rocking "skinny's" and there ass out so you can see his cool polo boxers but then u realize he had those underwear on the other day or there's like "boo boo" stains on his draws. Your jeans on ya thighs so your ass can show.? Like don't ya'll niggas thighs hurt.? And guys and girls wearing skinny's two days in a row.? That's a "noo noo" like c'mon your meat or "gina" is in these tight as skinny's rubbing on my skin pressing against your "man's" or "Punanni" Wouldn't you think them shits would eventually stink if u rock them 2 or 3 days in the row.? Can't you tell im getting on somebody?ooh god. And you can look a even hot mess if you lost weight your skinny's just looking mad baggy and sloopy Lmaooo

new boyz

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Halloween 2 Movie Review

halloween 2

Lmaooo this movie was raw on a whole diffrent level lmaooo. ok i dig how they show what happen right after the movie they didnt do that 5 years later shit. Lmaoo i def saw niggas leaveing the theather cause they couldnt handle the gore. but what had me really lmaoo when the two dudes hit a cow."a cow!'' "a cow?" BAMMMM lmaoo "Fuck Fuck Fuck" lmaooo for a good 15 minutes. other then that i was stuck on the point for the big ass horse , the mom and lil mike. Like i got where they was trynna make a point of but i thought it was stupid as fuck. Like home boy had so much anger in him he cant just kill the nurse and go about his way he Yahhh Yahh Yahhh that bitch to death.The part at the back of the strip club where he stomp that nigga out was brazy tooo dang. But i dig the movie it was crack but you just gotta be one of those pepole that can handle graphic horror movies like those.