Ooh god. I don't even remember the year when skinny jeans was a "must have" in a girls closet but its 09 now and the trend ain't stopping. But lately I been peeping the "watch out for the big girls" wearing them too. Like dead ass when the skinny jeans started I never remember seeing a "big one" rocking them. They stick to there boot cut jeans or shit sweat pants. But lately.! Ooh god. Hot mess alert. Im just saying first of all there's a difference from "skinny" and not fitting. Like when you notice that it take extra long to put on your "skinny's" , like your pant legs are suffocating your legs and don't let me talk about the zipper. That's a sign meaning "Bitch they don't fit" Then when the "big ones" wear the "skinny" and the fat be flopping over your jeans a classic B.O.B [Belly Over Belt]. Muffin Tops. Like ewww. That shit ain't even cute. It's just making you look even more fatter. So "big ones" shouldn't even call them skinny's they should call them "Fatters".
Like me personal the skinny jeans are reaching there breaking point. Like im chilling on the J train headed out to queens. Chick comes in the train with some bright ass yellow skinny jeans And now we got the dudes rocking them with there dicks outline on there thigh. Ayyy now. Kind of raw but real talk. Guys with small dicks shouldn't rock "Skinny's" your gonna get your feelings hurt warning.! And if your man got tighter jeans then you.? That's a problem.like I can go in with guys rocking "skinny's" and there ass out so you can see his cool polo boxers but then u realize he had those underwear on the other day or there's like "boo boo" stains on his draws. Your jeans on ya thighs so your ass can show.? Like don't ya'll niggas thighs hurt.? And guys and girls wearing skinny's two days in a row.? That's a "noo noo" like c'mon your meat or "gina" is in these tight as skinny's rubbing on my skin pressing against your "man's" or "Punanni" Wouldn't you think them shits would eventually stink if u rock them 2 or 3 days in the row.? Can't you tell im getting on somebody?ooh god. And you can look a even hot mess if you lost weight your skinny's just looking mad baggy and sloopy Lmaooo
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