Sunday, October 10, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

Keep Your Hoes in Line.

I love my iphone 4


Like this my baby. I had the white iphone 3 and as soon as i heard about the iphone 4 i thought theres nothing special about the iphone 4 but face time. But i was wroung i cant explain it. But the iphone is better. Even i do feel like its not as big o a difference. But the screen is bigger. Videos look more HD and clear with the new screen they made for it. I havent yet even try the Face time app yet. But now that apple is putting face time in the new ipod touch i know i be able to chat with more of my friends. At the end of the day the iphone gets a thumbs up.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Racist Much?

I just wanna be successful


Everyone haves there own definition of success. Rappers and artist shows us Money Power Respect is being success.But when the money is there and im at the highest point of where i always imagine. What else do i do? Like me personal my definition of success is living with no worry. Not worrying about bills rent debt. Im finical and mentally ready to do whatever i want and please. im living comfortably. Im living with no worries. Like i work so far to get the top when im at the top i dont have to work anymore. But i see dudes like diddy that trys to make 100 out of 1. He never sits still always on his grind.Then others that giving there soul to continue on being the best. The way how success money and power can ruin our minds of whats right and whats wrong. Its insane. i come to realize money isnt everything. Im not living for money. Its nice and there's so much you can do with money. I got a purpose more then worrying about money fortune and fame. im just trynna figure out what it is.

My ex


So last friday was very stressful for me. It was my first day day of college. I was ready and pack but everyone was sleep and i still had to get the truck. Truck couldnt be rented we had to rent a car. Like it was crazy it was tensed. So im piss off. And my girlfriend calms me down. As soon i get off the phone with her its another problem. So i got outside to vent check my phone. And i see my gf "wilding out" on twitter. So that was the iceing on the cake i wild the fuck out. I exploded on her. And i havent heard from her since. Couple days later my mind is like i should apologize to her. We both where wrong but i took shit to a whole different level. i wanted her to feel hurt like i felted hurt. So i said some things outta anger. And idk i didnt only loose a gf i lost a friend. So i had to call her and say sorry. And she didnt forgave me but she listen to me. We can never be how we started in our relationship. Thats what i wanted. When the love is gone what do you do. I remember the first time i made her cry when i fucked up and slept with a girl our relationship/trust went down from there. Im hurt that i wont be able to call her my Gf.But i can still call her my friend shes my diary. She knows and accept everything about me. But you know my mind still wonder how "us" couldve been like.

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Paying to sit #FckouttaHere

PAY & SIT: the private bench (HD) from Fabian Brunsing on Vimeo.

New Era Cap Holder


I came across this in the internet and i thought this was pretty dope. If i was a cap person i would def prob cop this. But basically its a Cap holder for like your hats. Duh. And you use it for storage or traveling/moving you know your hats would be good money. And its only 50 cash for this.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Soulja Vs. Fab



Yea so the twitter beef between Soulja and fab is so stupid its funny. It all started cuz of fab freestyle at some radio show with Flex he said "Pretty Boy Swag, never coked my nose tho" Plussss fab went on twitter clowning soulja. Then fab had another radio interview and he was saying yea soulja a cool dude but that move wasnt smart cuz he should already know what Kat is about. So i guess that plus fans gassing it up tick off soulja off so he started talking about fab on twitter. SO i guess fab ppl hti up fab like Yo fab this nigga sb talking shit on twitter. Fab log on. Soulja boy deleted his tweets. Bichassness. So fab jokes about sb bitchassness and coke wave more. And other niggas like 50 and dj clue putting there two cents in about it. But honestly this shit just to funny to me.

Watch Phones Review


Now i know its 2010.And we got 3d Tv and all this other bullshit. But cellphone watches now.Im like okay cellphone watch cool know im trynna think whats so special about it? SO i don't own one. But from the looks in pics and videos imma give my review.

Size: Like its a watch one size fits all.No brainer.
Colors: So far i only seen black pink and white. If this watch phone ever get poppin i know of course more colors and celebs are gonna have special edition like always.
Camera: omgee the camera is -0.3.That means crappy. Myself i know i like taking pics. So this is a fail for others some dont mind but me 0.3? ASS.IT haves zoom and auto focus but there only so much you can do with 0.3 camera on your wrist.
Phone: Its unlock able to any carrier. Meaning its not really active but it is. So if your having problems with your watch. You cant go to verizon like fix my watch. You decided to unlock your phone you deal with the tech problems. The Phone can hold around 500 contacts. Caller id and rigntones. and you know bluetooth can be connected. It text message as well and aim. Pic messages too.
Other Shit: It haves a radio. Mic. Mp3 but still not sure how much it can store. The watch comes with a stylus, Head phones/mic, 2 extra chargeble batteries, charger.

My Final thoughts like come on. Do me a favor bend your wrist like #TeamHomo be doing and place it on your ear. Yea you dont look to smart right? yea so i think this is a FAiL

Saturday, September 4, 2010

5 reasons why being Lesbian is cool.


1. You dont have to say no homo because everything you do is homo.
2. Theres no sperm in tongue so no babies.
3. You can share clothes especially yall the same size.
4. Dont worry about milk i can suck ya tits.
5. Theres no such thing abusive relationship. Yall can beat each other up.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Dj Playboy Presents "Love letter to the Ladies"



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Rick Ross Teflon Don Review


I'm not a star:
My favorite verse "i make all my bitches tattoo my logo on there pussies" lmaoo I thought this song was talking about how his life is being a star and the things he capale to do. This doing have a catchy beat thanks to J.U.S.T.I.C.E league but I felt would've came harder I would've expect some crazy punch lines or crazy flow. With a crazy beat like this I was waiting for that verse that made me go "OHHHHH SHiT! Rewind DATT.! Negative I was to caught up the beat.what he was saying really didn't grasp me.

Fear Mason:
Oh man I advise you to Listen to this song #Realshit this more then a song this was a statement. Jay z verse? What? Powerful. I took it as him as saying my music had to be push to another level so Illuminati was his way.
"Couldn't do nothing so they put the devil on me."
"I said I was amazing. Not a Mason."

Tears of Joy:
This dude said "Biggie Smalls in the flesh living life after my life" the way he flows in the song I hear knowledge. I hear truth. I hear realshit. "I wanna walk in the image of Christ but dam that bitch Vivca nice" we always try to live life "the best we can" but there's always something that distracts us from going our way.

Mayback Music 3:
Now I just recently became a Rick Ross fan. So I haven't heard mayback 1 or 2. But it's a cool collaboration Ross t.I jada and Erykah. And it sounds good. Favorite verses? I got two erykah said "Money and cars and clothes come and go but guess who always gonna stay" and of course my dude Ross said "Time to make a blind motherfucka recognize"

Live fast die young:
Feature and produced my kanye west and john legend on the keys so you already know the song gonna be HOT. Lol I love how kanye rap. This dude a asshole that's what makes me like his flow lol kanye said "if I see biggie tonight I loved every minute" one part I didn't like was they left a gap after kanye verse did niggas had nothing to say? Then niggas wanna keep space so niggas can loop it and put it on YouTube? Or they wanted us to hear the beat? Every time I hear this song I think the song over so I skip it lol

Super high
You know Rick had to shout out his new manager diddy. I like this I feel like sparking up a L and bump. Favorite verse " I wanna buy my bitch every bag so she never ever got to take none back" plus I'm not really neyo fan unless he singing about sex. But I like em on this track it sounded right plus I haven't really heard from him in a minute.

No1
Hello good morning remake or this was the original morning. But I thought Ross was about to spit the hello good morning verse. I don't know when was the last Rick Ross album but it prob been a minute and nobody wants to hear shit they already hear. Rick got bars on the low he couldve rip it but I wasn't digging cuz I thought I was hearing hello good morning. This beat was crazy thanks to DanjaHandz production and just like "I'm not a star" I was digging the beat Odde waiting for something to make me go "OOOOH SHiT"

Mc Hammer:
First heard it I thought it was B.M.F. And everyone knows I love B.M.F. It's my ring tone on my iPhone and I did a drop on it on GED2 so when I first this I was all gass singing the words my brain SLOWLY realizing that's it's not matching with Ross lol fuck the song I'm still stuck it's not BMF lol skip

BMF
The song is catching as fuck! That's my shit this is my hype song this cranks me up lol the way he delivers it he killed it enuf said

Aston Martin Music:
Drake singing lol. After he did his ugh I was waiting for him to rap lol #enuff said

All the Money in the world:
Love it "I put my last name first" that's deep. Real deep. Family over anything that's what I got out of it. Plus his "lala" where cute lol I dig this song.





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Friday, July 30, 2010

To much power?


okay we all know Kanye West released a song called Power from his upcoming album that haven't been release yet. When i first heard Kanye West was coming out with a album i was Excited i love kanyes "Fuck whatchu think" attitude and how you can vibe/relate to his music. But when i first heard his single Power i thought his beat was crazy and i dig it im not gonna lie. But when i started vibeing to it listing to the lyrics more then beat. He is throwing out signs that he rocking with the Illuminati loud and clear. anyone with common sense would know this.

"No one man should have all that power"
"They say I was the abomination of Obama's nation"

Now i know that Kanye West one of my favorite rappers. But hes not giving out a good message then again what rapper now a days do send out a "good message" songs are usually about bitches money or clothes. nothing really positive. I remember being raised in a Christian church and them saying "You live in the world but you don't have to be about the world" what i got out of that is just because "it" is available for us don't mean we have to "do" it.I'm not gonna sit preach that don't listen to certain type of music if its on my ipod still. What i am saying be aware of what you listing to.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Get Err Done Vol 2 by Miss. Perfect Touch


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Like always Miss.perfect Touch is always looking for fresh new artist to be on future GED Mixtapes for submissions please email SongsForGED@gmail.com

Monday, July 19, 2010

I Got My Own Step [Song mad Old. But video Just Came Out]

Itsz kinda Like a Bird, Turning Down some Bread


Okay first of all I never I mean NEVER. Turn down some head. Like what? You wanna eat? Shit I got a plate come and enjoy! You know what I'm saying. So like I'm on my chill flow and one of my hoes himmie up like "Indy I'm hungry" I'm like fucccccccck. I got my friend. You know the annoying one that gots the bloody Nose. Yea that bitch. So I'm like I got my friend and I'm not Jamaican you not eating this hot pattie with hot sauce. So she's like "put a tampon on" I'm kinda gass like my shit taste that good. But I got a tight "bill cosby sweater" down there. There's no stick poking this hole. Including tampons. Like ladies have you ever accepted head whole you on your period. Like I heard stories that a shorty took a shower on her period while getting head. I can see myself:

ing a "Cotten ball" in my "bloody nose" and
B. Having a shorty like around it and not putting it on my "black hole"

so yea y'all i had to share my first time turning down some head. Out of all this shit what i learn? Sometimes you gotta say NO


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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Ruff Riders


Now im soft in bed but i always go for "ruff riders" if you know what i mean.im saying it makes it more fun.Opposites attract you know. Theres always gotta be a bitch in bed and i guess i am that bitch.Like #Realshit Two Softys in bed. What?boring! Im not looking for a J.Holiday to put me to bed. Im looking for Trey Songz so the neighbors know our name.Im just saying.Now Two rough riders? That's wild. Now i like rough sex but there is a limit. Ropes? hand cuffs? cool.But whips and mask?naa im good #fuckouttahere But keep it stack the "ruff riders" i came across ALL had been sexually abused in the past. Is that the reason why they ruff? I think its 50/50 like there sum ppl that are just kinky as fuck like me. And im attracted to "Ruff Riders" Especially its cute when the person is a sweet heart. Just like nicki minaj there lil freak be coming out. Like everyone haves a lil freak in them. You your grandma and your mom. People that hide there freaky side are usually the freakiest.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Bought That - Grafh feat Jim Jones

Wtf:Rihanna


So we know ri-ri style changes like mood rings but this new hair style. Im not digging. I know its a 50/50 that this can be the new "it" style cuz Rihanna is a trendsetter. But all i see when i look at the new "do" is "I need attention look at me" Like come on after the beating know her thoughts where "anything i do will make money. Anything that Chris do wont." Wrong. Her album suck. Chris Brown made a album that wasn't allowed to be sold in certain stores but the songs where good. His mixtape in my zone. Good. Now he working with Tyga. And he's doing good. He's making money. Im surprise rihanna not going hard with her grid especially she has the voice (i loved her vocals in Run This Town) and what i like to call "Trendstarter-swagga". She just needs to step it up.

Jada Pinkett Cover for Essence

Plastic Lovers



Okay so i use to watch porn like i watch family guy but now all i see in porn is dildos. Like huh what. Maybe because im not a dildo user but i don't find that shit attracting like if im all hot in heavy with my shorty then she gonna pull out a dildo. im just gonna tell her go that way ->. Like girls that pull out dildos during sex are either bi , don't know what else to do during sex or there just Ag's. I see girl on girl action where chicks wear a strap on and girls the strap on. Like what the fuck go get yourself dick. Vibrators and hand cuffs is as far as i go in the bedroom. Beyond that. Get the fuck out my room. If your not a AG and your using dildos/straps during sex to get to that orgasm. I got one thing to say. Step your sex game up.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Twisted night with Danielle and Cash

wanna have a 3sum?


Open relationship 3 some. Now when i was in Florida i saw a "open relationship 3sum" and it happen to be 1 guy and 2 girls. Now i could be wrong the girls could've just been drunk and was like fuck it. Or i can be right. I'm saying they looked ditsy (is that word) but anyway im thinking could i ever see myself in a "3 sum relationship" now they got there bad side and good side.

Good side:
- If im not feeling you today you go to that other bitch.
- 1+1+1 = New tricks in bed
- Fuck cheating i can have both of y'all
Bad Side:
- Jealousy much?
- How im going to explain this to my mom?
- All us walking outside holding hands. Crazy

To me being in a 3sum its more of a mental thing. If you can say okay i find myself happy with these two people. Then go for it. Some people frown on it. Others are close door about it. Akon confess he practice polygamy and he have 3 wives. He sees he can afford to have any wives as he please and this is normal in Africa where he's from. And that he treat all his wivesequal. But im guessing his management don't want him to promote his polygamy. Because stuff like this is not "popular" But in africa this is perfectly normal and your only allowed to have 13 wives.

#FatBlog: Leaked Pics of McRibs


Hopefully there better then the Ribs from burger king -.-

Thursday, June 3, 2010

The new Scarlet takes a tumble

On my Fuck Love Flow


Fuck love we ignore feelings here. REAL SHIT. To young for the games headache and shit. I never got the understanding of cuffing and fucking at a Young age? Why are we s ready to be doing grown people shit? Remember those elem entry days was stress free we wasn't worrying about Love only love from the family. Drinking shit i was good with my "Sips" juice box. Std was the cooties. Now we "grow up" we ready to fuck love and nut. I'm on my absence flow. Its not for religion its just telling me and others I'm only focus on me not worrying about love fucking and nutting. If you so as well u know how stress free you would be? I'm to Young to be stressing about "grown" shit. Shit happen for a reason. So when the time is right things will work out. I'm to young to be sprung.

Nicki Minaj On Vibe

Let Me Take You Out - Bryan J Travis Porter

Booty Hole Licking


Most girls are 50/50 about but everyone that i know that recieved it loved it. At first what i been told you are in shock. I can only imagine i would be to. Cuz my first time i got ate from the back i thought this bitch was gonna eat my ass lol so i was chessing od lol but yea idk it sounds where like i can never see my self being so horny that i would eat a girl ass out. The first thoughts im thinking is:

"Do there ass stink?"
"Did they wash there ass?"
"Do they got ass hair?"

but recieveing shit i would. Shit. Especially if me and shorty dont talk no more at least i can say "Bitch you lick my asshole"

Thank Me Later- Drake Got Leaked



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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Brazlian Chicks #Hit it to the beat

Diddy Money Vs. Young Money


Alright we all know how lil wayne aka the master-mind of hiphop form a super group called Young Money which consist of Mack Maine, Gudda Gudda, Jae Millz, Nicki Minaj, Lil Twist, T-Streets, Shanell aka SnL, Lil Chuckee, tyga and Drake. and lemmie tell you wayne is getting cake! He is profiting off them like crazy. So im guessing diddy saw wayne grind and one point try to mange nicki but now he got his own artist which are Cassie, Rick Ross, Red Cafe, Dirty Money, Janelle and Aasim. Ummm good luck diddy. First of all cassie is a good look when you hear her "keri hilson" a song now dawn and that random girl got voices minus the looks but they can do way better then with bad boy. This nigga diddy is money hungry we all know that. So i feel like his shit dont come out Da band, B5 ,Danity kane, Day26 and cassie all = Fail. Now Young money on the other hand is crazy guap. Name someone that sounds like Nicki? Name someone besides drake that be taking shit to another level. His leads are doing there shit everyone want them to be in there features. Weezy i see you. Mad videos before you went to jail this nigga wasnt playing. #WeezyTakeOver

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Family Business


I freaking hate this show. This is one of Vh1's annoying shows they got on there Chanel. like come on all you watch is "RnB" family meetings(i had no clue about there business before the show) Ray J havent made a serious hit since One Wish. And brandy last poppin album was Full Moon. The mom sonja i feel like she trynna work extra hard cuz Her old managing job at H & R Block and she probably dont wanna go back to that. Now there father willie ray is chill brought up singing in the church and him being spiritual look like he really dont wanna be in the drama. To me the show is just a promotion to get money, to get there name out and to look like they been doing stuff productive cuz nobody havent been realy hearing about them.

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Take down?


At one point of your life there was a moment where u stole something or was tempted to steal something. Weather its Gum from a candy store or clothes from a clothing store. Stealing is stealing. Now we all get away with it for a awhile but do you really wanna known as the girl or nigga that gets "Fly" off of stealing. Or the first person we accuse when somethings missing. Its 2010 if your still stealing i want you look in the mirror and say "I am a broke bitch" Majority people that steal don't got a job. If you are stealing cuz thats your hustle. You sell the shit and you get guap. Be smart about it at least. Dont steal your friend phone and the next day you texting infrount of her face. Where they do that at? Only in Newburgh. And dumb hood chicks dont try to steal Verizon's phone its not no "bleep bleep" where you can just take the sim card out.And put your nasty boost chip in. Verizon shit locks. Grow up and get yourself a job. #Weoffthat.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Shave it or not


So theres many opinions on wheather you like your shorty shaved or not shaved. Im just saying i prefer no hair. Now come on hear me out.Who wants to pull down your pants and see Rick Ross beard? seriously? #Turnoff Others think hair means grown people shit and for shorty to have no hair means "pedi" like there having sex with a lil kid. Okay i get chu. But uhh people with hair start thinking they are Barbers and start wanna give there "hot pocket" a mohawk or trynna afro there shit. I saw one that was shaves down but had a design.Nothing spacial just a upside down triangle.Also people that shave think they Barbers to Shaving it and missing spots. Random hair patches. Or hair bumps. im just saying throw some stinky ass Nair and you would be good money.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

wtf is a Harajuku?


To be honest when i heard the word Harajuku from Nicki Minaj. Im like this chick made up another word up to add in her "Nic-tionary" but i was wrong and Harajuku is a real word. For those slow ones like me Harajucku is a place around Tokyo Harajuku Station and this place is a chill spot where Japanese teenagers with extreme sense of fashion kick it at. For example y'all remember my girl Gwen Steffani you know the one that taught us how to spell bananas. Yeah her. Her dancers where Harajuku.So anyway Nicki switch the word to Harajuku Barbie. Meaning what she thinks is poplin fetch cool or whatever. Like "All my Harajuku Barbies" really means "All my girls with style" in that note people rappers might say things like Barbie or Hova learn the meaning of it before you start reaping or saying the same shit. K thanks.

Find Your Love - Drake

DJ PLAYBOY, DJ SHOW & MISS PERFECT TOUCH present Cinco De FREEMIX: The Hangover Edition



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Black Power

black powers

okay so i know its just not me but every African American person i come across. I ask them whats there race. They tell me there grandma and grandpa race. There great uncle. Like " Well my family is from British" no bitch your families where slaves there bitch your black. or they hit you with the percentages, Like "I'm 25% west Indian 50% Caribbean 10% Irish and 1/5th of Chinese cuz i got chinky eyes." uh? What? does that even add up? I know we like to tell people what are roots are from and our background but don't be Jamaican and tell me your this that and a third but don't want to mention the most important part BLACK

Saturday, April 17, 2010

When did "We" started speaking french?


Yea so im saying some people mind is set where they like to make "them" into we. Like" We" need to get back on our grind or "We" Black people eat to much chicken. BiTCH. imma vegetarian. Last time I check imma "I" as in one person. Don't use "We" to knock me down to your level. I'm not keri hilson. What's all this plural about? Your not responsible for my actions so I'm dam sure not responsible for your shit. Matter fact don't say "we" at all if you don't know how to use it. But I'm saying if "WE" wanna start paying indigo phone bill or "WE" wanna buy indigo a car. By all means we can be "we" again. And don't get me started on "Us" Nicki minaj make "Us" light skins look crazy? Huh?? What?? How can one person represent all of us? "Us" black people got nappy hair? Bitch I'm mix. It don't matter gender sexuality or whatever where not all the same. So can you stop claiming "We" need to change when Your the one might need to start changing or "Us" black people need to start doing what we gotta do. Cuz last time I check I got my shit together. Don't category me cuz of one person because I'm not everybody.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Wii Sex

Masturbating Mondays


I hope everyone was feeling themselves today.

Why Freestyle by Jones


First of all shout out to my nigga : Ashley Rouizer for letting me hear this song. This song is deep and ask alot of question sometimes i find myself asking the same thing. Basically this song is asking "Why" to situations from "Why niggas dont raise there kids" to "Why i always gotta watch my back" this song is real and its deep. And you know i like real niggas that do real things. And im also going thru some personal things in my life so i really vibe off this song. Once in awhile there a artist that come to you and hear the potential how they spit and "Jones" is def one of them. I advice you to download the song and check him out.



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Over -Drake


Shout out to Drake for shaving that nasty 3'Clock shadow

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Sucking the D


I believe girls be sucking the D at a very young age. You always hearing about some girl in junior high or high school giving a boy some head. Like automatically the girl is a hoe. Especially if she does it outside, in the school, on the bus etc. which is crazy. If your hobby is slobbing on knobs.I want you to ask yourself some questions first.



-"What am i getting out of it?"

Like your about to put meat in your mouth. Your not getting no pleasure out of it. Its flesh and bagging skin. So im guessing its like sucking on Grandma or Grandpa old baggy skin. But some people think they "Pleasure P" aka Pleasure Penis. And they get off knowing that there mouth is pleasuring someone.



-"The Big Burst?"

So i used to watch porn. But i stopped cuz i cant stand seeing "The Big Burst" that shit is to nasty to me and i got gag reflects so thats not for me.And sometimes before on the porn happens the girl tell the guy whether you want him to "Super Soak" you in your mouth or not. But when a guy bust on the face. LMAOOOO them bitches be tigght.


-"Is this Something im going to Regret?"

Like the only ppl that are none to give the top are Porn Stars, Teens and freaky people. I know old friend of mine that said " i never wished i sucked the D in high school" But i know a blog site where a girl is open about sucking the D and gives advice about it. And post pics of her with cum on her face. [www.alliexxx.net] So to each is own.



-"Whats gonna happen after this?"

Where im from there are many people that go to Planned Parenthood faithfully like to me. Why have to worry about wakening up in the morning thinking "Do i have a Std" Thats crazy. If your sleeping with people you just meet or haven't known for a long time. You need to chill.


So if your Comfortable and cool with all these answers go ahead do something strange for a lil piece of change. But come on for the past and now Girls are always "known" to guys as Bitches and hoes and you sucking the D gives guys more reason to treat girls with no respect. Im saying watch where you put your mouth at.