Telephone Parody

So im surfing on Youtube at random things and i run into this video. I only click it because i really thought Lady Gaga made a Alternate Video because the oringnal might have been to intense for MtV. lol but i was wrong. This video is funny as fuck thou.They went in. I love how GaGa got Pepsi bottles in her hair with a lil bit of Pepsi still in it and "Beyonce" with her single ladies black and white scene. Hilarious. Check out More hilarious videos.
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Nicki Minaj Vs. Lady Gaga

Ight both of these have a few things in common. There Bi, Trend-Setters, and there flow is unique as fuck. But who do you think Got more swag? I mean both these bitches can Turn heads but who can Break Necks?


Appearance:First GaGa don't attract me at all. To skinny.But I cant knock that down. Some people think shes Gorgeous im just not one of them. Some people attracted how shes a sexier version of Christina Aguilera or Gwen Stefanni. I couldn't find no Comments on how "LG" Physical looks attract them just her swag attracted them.Theres a few things that's attracting about Nicki Minaj. From her Soft Voice to her boobs sticking out and maybe because she got a fat cookie in her pants? Others think they call her Barbie cause her whole body fake. Fake hair. Fake Ass. Fake tits. Fake nose. Nicki minaj haven't yet response to the rumor.

Sex Appeal: So i have a couple friends that just to happen to be "LG" fans so i asked then "What makes Lady GaGa sexy?" They couldn't give me direct answers. They basically told me how much they like how she carry herself with that " i dont give a fuck what you think about me" attitude. So i google "lady gaga sex appeal" Still nothing. i cant sit here and blog how she sexy cuz i dont think she sexy to be honest. But i did find a article on line at Army Grindhouse.com and basically she plays with pepole to think she sexy by showing off her body/curves like teaseing make them wonder more.

Now with Nicki theres alot of sexy things about her. Every outfit Nicki rocks her boobs poking out. Her sexy seductive voice that she does. But what i read from the Urban Daily.com Nicki is retiring her sexy cuase she basically saying her sexiness/raunchy imagine help her get far but now she wanna focus in her music. Which i have notice Nicki have been toning it down.

Music: I cant even hate i do got some Lady Gaga bumping on my ipod. Especially her latest collaboration she did with beyonce. Even there was no concept to the video i cant blame Gaga i blame the director also beyonce dad. ANYWAY. I like singers that have unique to them. I cant name someone that sounds like Lady Gaga. I also like singers that can flow on any beat. She worked with hip hop star Wale. RnB star Beyonce. I hate to admit the Girl haves Flow in her own unique way.

Nicki came a long way. Back in the day when she was in the "come Up" rapping along side with Maino and Remy. She was rapping straight gangster rap. For example her remake of Biggie "Dead Wrong" But that gangster female rap dont last long in the music industry. For example "Da Brat" So Nicki changed her flow in her own way. Hold ON. When you build up your OWN swag you look at how other people do there shit example lil kim and trina. You can tell Nicki learn her swag from them and made it her own way. Now look. They compare her to Lil Wayne Cause everyone wants to do a feature with her. Another if your a True Nicki Fan. Nicki do have a stack of Mixtapes.Which they can be found on Datpiff.com Nicki Music is up there.

Newburgh

This is another reason why im not comming back to Newburgh. Newburgh is about nothing But Gangs,Sex and drugs. Every year sombody is loseing there life due to Gangs and shit like that. Teens getting pregnant from the young age. From niggas that are like 12 smokeing. Blood drives giving NFA more then one Blood Drive cuz so much shit ppl got. Shits crazy over there. The only thing i learn from Newburgh. Is "Watch".

- Watch who you chill with.
- Watch what you do.
- Watch what you say.

WTF:Texting Syndrome

So this shorty from right here is Annie Levitz from Illinois. Over there they strict and shit. There is no texting allowed in school at all. I understand why cuz lil niggas is smart. Surprise that rule isn't Global. ANYWAY.So On her free time shorty text like CRAZY.I mean her bill claims 3,500 to 4,000 messages per month on an unlimited plan. "WELL DAM" So shorty thumb started feeling dumb. Found out she got Carpal tunnel syndrome. She had to get a shot and wear a brace from hand/wrist. Now thats LOOSE. Her parents took away her phone but she got it back and cut down on her texting to 20 to 30 messages.On that note i know theres alot of Texting heads out there. Just be moderate on how much you text.

Public Service Announcement

He crank that bow wow. He no longer wants to be called Young Jeezy. Just Jeezy. -.-

Les-Bi-Honest

I follow Nicki on Twitter. and i notice her and Young Money suppose to be coming to Spring Bling here in Florida. So i been hearing Gutta Gutta performing in clubs in Miami and lil Twist chilling with bow wow in Miami and Nicki chilling in clubs. You know making apprences i guess and telling ppl to come thru for the Spring Bling. Now i heard this crazy rumor which to me sounds true and its not out there so def could be true. Nicki Minaj is whispering into some girl in some Miami club Nicki talking about "I wanna eat you out" The Chick she was talking to is not gay and didnt realize it was nicki at first. Until someone came up to Nicki and ask for a photo. She like oh shit its Nicki. So now home girl telling Nicki When and where? Nicki like meet me and my crew at the back of the club in get into a limo with her. So Nicki and shorty in the Limo. Shorty taking off her pants but realize some booty hanging out out Nicki Dress. Nicki is like thats my ass. Shorty was turn off by it. Shorty not even gay remember that. So she telling Nicki i think you got a STD. mad random to me. And let her out the limo. She said Nicki was cursing the shit out of her for wasting her time.
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Fall For Your Type By Drake

The Myspace Phase

Remember when Myspace use to be the shit! Like me as soon as i got home i went on Myspace. If i got in trouble i wasnt allowed to go on Myspace. Yea i heard about other sites like Sconex, TennSpot and of course Facebook was out back then too. But something about seeing New Comments, New Messages, New Pic Comment made me high lol. I use to love that shit but now fuck that shit. Let me break it it down how it fell off.

TOM: How you gonna be my first friend on Myspace but don't say shit to me.

PARTIES - always that random person on your friend list that you don't know. But they always leaving big ass comments on your page talking about come to my party. Where your party at? Bumble Fuck? nigga i live in NY. MAd annoying and they keep hitting you up to on parties still. Like nigga I'm still in NY.

FAKES - its kinda like burn books. if you make fakes you have NO LiFE. i know a girl. she don't know that i know. But she ugly as fuck. And she made a fake myspace pertaining to be a boy and she comments her self. THATS sad. Funny thing is too she doing the same thing on facebook too. Like nobody catching on like no pics together but that's hubby? YEA OKAY.

MUSICIANS - They need there own website www.myspacemusic.com or something they need to make cuz they RUiN myspace. I don't care about your song NO I'm not gonna listen to it. NO I'm not accepting your request. Mad annoying and aggy. IT be sounding mad ass too like i recorded it in my bathroom type music.

BEGGERS - LEASE COMMENT MY PICTURE. fuck outta here you ugly if i thought you looked fly in a pic i would've told you. Annoying part too they know they look stupid begging you for ATTENTioN so they inbox you. I got inbox of ppl asking them to accept there request, comment my pics. Mad ass. It be the most ugly person you know too. like niggas/bitches that got alot comments too thought they where the shit too but some of them look like shit.

SHOWING LOVE - Complete strangers wanna show you love. aint that sick? like fuck your love im feeling lovely i don't need your love nigga. Sad part that was some niggas pick up lines? like showing love to a beautiful girl and i hope your day is going well. LMAO niggas was mad corny on Myspace.

NUMBER GAMES - Everyone was focus on there friend count. Makes them look like they where somebody important.Then you realize how cool you look staying in your Crib all day focus on your friend count? nigga I'm on a Yacht. You are at the liabry on a computer for a hafe hour trynna get your friend count up. Get a life.

LOVE CONNECTION - I dead ass know people that hooked up thru Myspace. Honestly i heard that was Tom intentions at first Myspace was suppose to be a hook up site. But naa i mean niggas THAT YOU DONT KNOW especially would write long ass paragraphs in your paragraphs talking about how they usually don't do this but you look good and i cant let this chance go by. So if there ugly like most of them are you hit the delete button. But if they cute which rarely is the case. You check em out. THiS nigga lives in BUMBLE FUCK and in NY. like really?

EXCESSIVE STUFF - The New layout was ASS. Unlimited photos was ASS. Unlimited top 8 was ASS. Status updates was ASS. Own friends, Secret Box, Mafia wars and shit like that mad ASS.I rather go back to the freeweblayouts.net with Dave keep it fresh and simple. I use to love doing my layouts expecally when i started to get nice and learn how to Customize and shit. But when i saw some other people shit. they got underline font. Bold. and shit like that. Glitter. Word scrolling. Glitter comments. Over Kill.

THE DRAMA - The burn books. Honestly if your a person that makes burn books you i got to much free time in your hands.IDK about you but i don't have the patience to be right clicking. Save photo. Tiny pic. Upload Copy and paste. Talk shit. Save. Repeat. Hell no. Another drama.Talking shit ppl talk shit and end up fighting over Myspace. Last thing.Top 8.Yo people mad cuz they not on your top 8. Shit that top 8 people use to feel type of way if they where not satisfied on there spot or they weren't even on it.

Put Soul in it By T-Weaponz Feat Tony Touch

Where they do that at?

So I'm currently in Florida and i went online today to see what the news was looking like and i ran into this shit SMH. Basically shorty right here have been charged with reckless driving causing a accident because she was distracted from SHAVEING her PUBIC hairs. LMAO just imageing being a police officer and just mad pubic hair everywhere. LMAO I'm wondering was she tossing out the window or was it just pileing up in her seat. MAD NASTY. ANYWAY. Her excuse was she was in a rush. She was late on seeing her honey dip and she wanted to be ready for him. LMAO. Idk if she a smut or that was her boo. But you couldn't just take your time and did it at your crib? or his? Moral of the story: Theres a time and Place for everything.

Whos turning there swag up?

I love Wayne we all know that.But his style is ummm. idk you tell me. Everybody knows he making stacks from cash money to young money.Diveing in girls like lauren london.But i always see this nigga in a white T and some jeans. REAL TALK.NO Trues or some crazy shit. Just a white t and jeans.Is That a good thing or a bad thing? Like that could be his statement Like "I'm from the hood and Fame don't change me." or "I just have a bad stylist." But this pic is the best I've seen Wayne stunt in. Free Wayne. But Wayne got his swag on Pause.


THis nigga Got his swag ALL THE WAY TURNT UP! This nigga is always Gucci head from floor. You cant tell this Dominican nigga nothing but NiCEEEE. I know he got bread from his past albums other then his recent Mix tape aka FREE DOWNLOADS i dont know how he get his stacks up.But his style always looking right BUT THEN AGAiN hafe the time artist can be fronting with there shit.niggas do rent Chains. Cars. Clothes. Money. Girls.For music videos.Why cant they do that with there there life style as well? I believe some do. Can Fabo be one of those niggas?



SWAG ON ZERO.COME ON MY BOY.I heard you got money to blow but your clothes is telling me different.I know drake got money out the ass but his swag his clothes just be OFF. I dont know if is the NASTY stubble or the fact you never see drake in some fly shit. Unless hes on a music video.But he needs to blow some money on his wardrobe odee.I honestly think if he step his game up hes appearance will look better and his swag will be turnt up.



KANE SWAG IS so HIGH UP its past JUPiTER. I love kanye. i love his spazz outs and i love his taste in clothes. This nigga can dress his ass off. HoNESTLY i even think hes diveing in Amber Rose because shes just a good accessory and she matches his fly but theres no love. But kanye is a trendsetter so when he hit the seen he always cumming with some fly shit and some next shit you have never seen before. He had niggas walking around bumping into shit with them crazy glasses this nigga is a trendsetter. I see you doing your thing Mr.West.

Keys Vs. Nicki

First of all this video is pretty serious. she def went in. She address some points that made you think "Well should i stop listing to Nicki" That's good and all cuase when you go in like that you suppose to make your opponent look like shit. let me address some shit right quick thou. Minaj did address her self as "Killing Every Rap Bitch in the BUiLDiNG" I respect that. I know you like wtf. But name another BiTCH that Nicki cop flow from? Oh whats that? You aint saying shit. Yea i think she cop her swag from Trina cuz she call herself the "baddest" and she cop lil kim style cuz lil Kim use to wear outrages shit now Nicki is. But her flow i believe she did that on her own i believe Nicki flow when she use to be on the Come UP her flow was a lil more like gangster but Wayne told her to cool her ass down. So that tells me Nicki spiting from gangster shit to more femmie shit. Thats whats sup. Now everyone recognize her swag and what there as her feature and shit. You think if Remy was out. Artist would want her on Videos and features. Shorty can rap but she missing that sex appeal and uniqueness. So its a win lose situation.

This one of my favorite Nicki Video. I feel like its her rising. I love how she hits some submlinals "shaking in your tims" Remy ma def had tim boots on her album. "You run Ny" Remy def use to say that shit. Even thou back in the day supposedly Remy Manio and Nicki use to be all chill and shit idk.

Stupid Fly.

Sony is challenging the Wii ooh shit!! Coming with the fresh “PlayStation Move” BASiCALLY a motion controller that aims to the tv just like what? Yea nigga like the Wiimote but "Move" gonna much more better controller. The “Move” works in with the PlayStation Eye camera and a analog controller like the Nintendo Nunchuk. I already know if Play Station really comes thru with its gonna blow Nitendo wii DOWN. Im a Nitendo Wii Owner. But theres only so much you can do on the wii. Plus all these kiddy games is WACK. Sony coming with that "Motion" imaging playing Grand- Theft or Call of duty Online with a Wii Remote That would be stupid fly. Def gonna cop. But heard this coming out in late 2010.



The Ploom Model One is ''Blunt" device for warming the tobacco or herbal blend just enough to release their flavor in the form of a flavor. Basically you put the weed in it heats up aka lights it. Then you pull it. Whats so fly about it? 1. If you decide to buy your Tobacco aka weed from them they add glycerin and propylene glycol. Im like wtf is that so i google that shit. It helps it vaporize. So means theres no smoke getting release from the Ploom which means your clothes and your surrounding wont smell that deep. Hold on not done. THEREFOR since theres there is no smoke also no second hand smoke you can enjoy your "Ploom" in the out in the open. Now that's F**kin Fly.



The Hupbox. The smartest thing i ever heard of so far. Clear shoe boxes. Enuff said. But here's the thing these sale for about 57 dollars a box on there site. If i was the maker of the "HupBox" i would've made a deal with sneaker comapies to make a option after the customer selected his or her shoe they can get the original box at no cost or the "Hupbox" for like 20 dollars more. The box will have the brand sneaker they bought logo with the "Hupbox" logo as well. But for just selling the Box for nearly 60 that Re-dick.


The Nike Air Zoom Toki is a sneaker leather with a shoe like apprence. To me this is dumb dope. You know how many times i wanted to wear my sneakers to work? This is one of the kicks where you can dress up but still have a classy apprence now thats killer fly. Make sme wants me to throw a botton up like POW with some shades DOUBLE POW and hit the scene.

Everyone was fucking with the G-shocks hard but now niggas eyeing the Ray Bans. There preety fly if you ask me.

Nicki Minaj a Trend-Setter:Barbie Boy

Cool Kid Cudi

This nigga is mad dope. I was had a ear for niggas that can paint me a picture with music. Cudi haves so much potential.I rock with them nerd weird niggas that got swag and haves something dope to say. Watch out Kanye. This nigga is a pot head too. I fucks with it.Cudi got his own record label which is cool and all. But i think there slacking on his promotion. I believe niggas think he only "Day and Night" and stopped. This dude got a couple albums/Mixtapes. A Kid Name Cudi. Man on The moon.This dude got his mix tape game up there. This nigga is also a actor.Betcha didn't know that bitch. A HBO comedy series How to Make it in America. Aint that some shit. Honestly if this dude get his shit together. His lyrics can kill the hip-hop game.

Would You Eat: Chinese Breast Milk

So what I'm hearing there is a chief name Daniel Angerer that use his wife breast milk to make a snack called "Mommys Milk Cheese". That's Sick. He also haves a blog site that if you enjoy the "Breast Milk Snack" and just so happen to be "New Parents" you and your significant other can learn how to make it. Crazy shit. and if your wondering how it taste. I google some reviews. There saying it taste like sweet cows milk. Some people thinks it cool that you can actually use human milk and make it into cheese. I think that shit is just sick in my opinion. But you wanna know whats even sicker. There trynna talk to the Ben & Jerry to make there ice cream milk with Breast milk. What is this world coming too?

Free Weezy

This nigga weezy finally in jail after the argument wheater he can or cant not keep his dreads then his teeth. smh he Finally in the slammer. From what i been looking up hes suppose to be under protective care at Rikers. But found out they got that nigga into a regular cell block smh. Weezy also gets a "General Population Escourt" same esscorts they use for gang members in Rikers. Weezy haves 17 guys on his cell block who can chill with or just be dolo in his cell.If he does good in jail he will only be in there in eight months.

R.I.P BiGGiE

If you didn't know the all-time greatest rapper Notorious B.i.G passed away 13 years ago on March 9th ago in a shooting after a party in Los Angles. Crazy thing is till this day they still cant solve who killed Biggie. Alot of fans remember Biggie the Brooklyn bound(owww)changing hip hop with his lyrical swag. To me i like biggie instead of rapping about How he got money and money. He rapped about real shit that he been threw and shit that happens in everyone hood. Biggie might have not had the looks but he had so much more.Keep stack what big black ugly nigga you know got respect like biggie? His out side image gave people the thinking he wasn't gonna be shit.But BiG end up being better then any rapper i know. Rest in Peace Biggie.

Got to Cop: Burberry PJ Pants

First seen them in Young Money "Bed Rock" and i was like "Yeaaaa i gotta Cop"

iSee you: Young Money

I fucks with Young Money hard body!First I'm not even gonna front i thought Young Money was a joke. I didn't take them seriously. But yo they taken over. But keep it a stack theres mad heads in Young Money. The only ones i know LiL Wayne. Nicki Minaj. Drake. Tyga. Maybe because there my favorites and i feel like us light skins get the more stage time. Some of the other members i feel like are extra. Like Gudda Gudda. That nigga been messing with weezy when they where teens and repping Cash Money hard body. LiL twist. Supposedly one of lil wayne ex girl family member. lil chuckie. His ugly ass don't need no camera time. By the way. I hate that song "Girl i Got You." There voices are mad annoying. Mack Maine? Jae-Mills? T-Streets.Just some random niggas.Shanel. A.k.A Dawn from bad boy sister. She got a voice real talk. But definitely lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki, Tyga doing there thang. Hustling hard to since lil wayne about to get lock up. trynna hop on every feature they can or single. Just to get there shine on. I fucks with them.

Vulture Freestyle by Tyga

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Are you a hoe?

Ever been called a hoe? more then once? Well dam.! Maybe what you need to do is look in the mirror and say "Idaho". Some hoes are hoes and not even aware that they are a hoe. Your thinking "i never get paid for what i do." or "Imma dude. Guys not hoes where pimps." Lies. Listen you bed-hoppers, Nob-slobbers. Let me school you right quick on helping you on what kinda hoe you might be. With the help with my handy dandy Urban Dictionary.


Halfway Hoe - the worst kind. fronts about sexual partners, lies about her hoe activities, does everything in the dark, SECRETLY. The "halfway hoe" will trick you into believing shes wifey when in actuality shes a smut.


Groupie Hoe - only fucks with rap stars, celebs & athletes just happy to be there, in the presence of someone famous and cant wait to fuck em either. no cash or incentives needed, the "groupie hoe" is a FREEBIE. Not to be mistaken by the "gold-diggin hoe"


Gold Diggin Hoe - $$$ always on the search for a quick come up, sugar daddies & sponsors. the "gold-diggin hoe" doesn't give a fuck if ur famous or not. if you got that MONEY, she got the TIME. Not to be mistaken by the "workin hoe"


Workin Hoe - gets money in exchange for sexual favors...
a. internet - posts ads, photos, and rates on websites to get dates
b. street - walks the stroll, high end bars & hotel lobby's/valet


Dumb hoe- The most popular type. Fucks for the fuck of it. no feelings, no cash & no expectations!This is the type of hoe to fuck ur boyfriend for no reason Groupie/halfway hoes fall under this category as well