Friday, March 5, 2010

Are you a hoe?

hoe cup

Ever been called a hoe? more then once? Well dam.! Maybe what you need to do is look in the mirror and say "Idaho". Some hoes are hoes and not even aware that they are a hoe. Your thinking "i never get paid for what i do." or "Imma dude. Guys not hoes where pimps." Lies. Listen you bed-hoppers, Nob-slobbers. Let me school you right quick on helping you on what kinda hoe you might be. With the help with my handy dandy Urban Dictionary.

not a burn book

Halfway Hoe - the worst kind. fronts about sexual partners, lies about her hoe activities, does everything in the dark, SECRETLY. The "halfway hoe" will trick you into believing shes wifey when in actuality shes a smut.

Natalie and chris brown

Groupie Hoe - only fucks with rap stars, celebs & athletes just happy to be there, in the presence of someone famous and cant wait to fuck em either. no cash or incentives needed, the "groupie hoe" is a FREEBIE. Not to be mistaken by the "gold-diggin hoe"

Gold Digga

Gold Diggin Hoe - $$$ always on the search for a quick come up, sugar daddies & sponsors. the "gold-diggin hoe" doesn't give a fuck if ur famous or not. if you got that MONEY, she got the TIME. Not to be mistaken by the "workin hoe"

Blackplanet.com

Workin Hoe - gets money in exchange for sexual favors...
a. internet - posts ads, photos, and rates on websites to get dates
b. street - walks the stroll, high end bars & hotel lobby's/valet

Gimme dat becky

Dumb hoe- The most popular type. Fucks for the fuck of it. no feelings, no cash & no expectations!This is the type of hoe to fuck ur boyfriend for no reason Groupie/halfway hoes fall under this category as well

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